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Blue Meanies
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Blue Meanies is a lavish fruiter cubensis strain whose appearance is distinguished by big pin sets and flushes. Its average-sized fruits have rapid colonization times with thick rhizomorphic mycelium. Its skin bruises blue easily while some bigger fruits flush late.
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My partner has done plenty of LSD and shroomies. We've both been festival goers and partiers for years. That being said, I have NEVER experienced that intense of a mushroom high. We ordered the XL welcome pack with the meanies, texas penis envy, and white wizard. Did the meanies last night - we lemon tek'd 2.5 grams each - ground them up in a buster to powder, soaked in about 2tbsp lemon juice for 25 min, and then blended each 2.5 dose into a small cup of smoothie. Within 10 minutes we were both *feeling it* and getting intense visuals, couldn't watch anything or listen to anything just needed to kinda chill, and THEN we realised that we were just coming up and the party hadn't even started.
Queue my partner literally asking at one point "Am I dying?" because she had no frame of reference for the total disconnect trip that we had - I've had them before, where the ego and ID totally separate, but she hadn't and the experience of "blackness" or "lack of sense" or whatever that you can get sometimes initially scared her a bit. After the first 30ish minutes of talking each other through that we were in and out of the bedroom losing it screaming laughing, she was rolling around asking rhetorical questions for an hour like "Who the hell am I? WHAT am I? What significance does that have? Does it matter? Why am I asking so many questions?!?" as an attempt to stay semi grounded in reality. Eventually we both came down on the other side of the peak and were absolutely FLOORED with how the trip had gone.
She went into it saying "I don't want a mushroom trip like *that*"(the ones we usually have are just a little giggly, watching dumb videos or listening to music etc)
but now that it's happened to us both we're so excited to go into the next one with the preparedness we gained during this one. We had originally thought we wouldn't want something so intense because we were scared of it happening and how we'd handle it - and it WAS scary at times, but lots of fun, and I felt uncomfortable in my own skin and body for moments, but it was unreal and amazing and I will DEFINITELY repeat. Would recommend that anyone planning on doing these in a "social" setting really consider your dosing and who you're around! Im SO GLAD we did these at home and not at a party or festival or something fucked. I can't imagine! Looking back I have no idea how I was able to do multiple gram doses at festivals but I think the potency of the local-bought shrooms was just much lower.
If you're reading this review and it's scaring you - don't worry! It's scary, but nothing bad will happen to you. The alternate senses being received by your brain during the intensity of the peak can seem like darkness / void / perception of "out of body" but I feel strongly it's something that I think every person should experience at least once. There's nothing to fear but the fear itself! <3
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