Blue Meanies

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(19 customer reviews)

Blue Meanies is a lavish fruiter cubensis strain whose appearance is distinguished by big pin sets and flushes. Its average-sized fruits have rapid colonization times with thick rhizomorphic mycelium. Its skin bruises blue easily while some bigger fruits flush late.

  • 0.2-0.5G (Very Low Dose) Subtle Increase of Energy and Creativity. No Loss of Control or Visuals
  • 0.5-1G (Low Dosage)  Featherlight feeling, Floating on Clouds
  • 1G-2G Psychedelic Experience, lots of laughter, lots of conversations, a body high, and good vibes
  • 2G-3G Classic Psychedelic Trip. Your perception changes, you’ll feel, and think differently. The trip may be a whirlwind
  • 3G-4G Extreme Trip. The Intense high and trip, you may connect with the universe

The above recommendations could vary for each person. We recommend starting with a low dosage!

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Description

Blue Meanies is a great beginner strain with highly potent effects that can kick in after ingesting as little as a 0.5 grams dose of fresh mushrooms. The potency of these effects could be higher but varies mainly from one person to the other.

Consuming very low doses of Blue Meanies that range between 0.2-0.5G can cause users to experience a slight increase in energy and creativity without losing their control or visuals.

Low doses of 0.5-1G induce feelings of lightheadedness and of floating on clouds. Ingesting 1G-2G of Blue Meanies Mushrooms can trigger psychedelic experiences and a body high that prompts giggles and stimulates social interactions.

A 2G-3G dosage induces a classic psychedelic trip that will alter your perception while causing your body and mind to slip gradually out of your control. Higher doses of 3G-4G are for more adventurous users seeking an intense high and trips that are out of this world.

These recommendations of dried mushroom dosages are unique to each individual. You should start with smaller doses!

Reviews (19)

19 reviews for Blue Meanies

    jacobfabing
    July 13, 2021
    Exactly what you'd expect, was kind of worried I'd get scammed/it wouldn't come at all and I gotta say, they proved me wrong in all my doubts. Amazing...More
    Exactly what you'd expect, was kind of worried I'd get scammed/it wouldn't come at all and I gotta say, they proved me wrong in all my doubts. Amazing shrooms will be using them for the future for everything shroom related.
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    Star1867
    July 9, 2021
    My fav strain that I have tried so far.
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    perry.kyle20
    May 23, 2021
    great trip love the taste and the package no complaints what so ever
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    thomas.k.macdonald
    April 24, 2021
    Haven't been that high in YEARS
    Okay - so going into this, I was expecting to be high. Obviously. I've done lots of mushrooms from around my area, used to do hero doses of anything I...More
    Okay - so going into this, I was expecting to be high. Obviously. I've done lots of mushrooms from around my area, used to do hero doses of anything I could get my hands on (5-7 grams of golden teachers at a time, 4-6 hits of LSD, 2+ hits of molly, whatever.)

    My partner has done plenty of LSD and shroomies. We've both been festival goers and partiers for years. That being said, I have NEVER experienced that intense of a mushroom high. We ordered the XL welcome pack with the meanies, texas penis envy, and white wizard. Did the meanies last night - we lemon tek'd 2.5 grams each - ground them up in a buster to powder, soaked in about 2tbsp lemon juice for 25 min, and then blended each 2.5 dose into a small cup of smoothie. Within 10 minutes we were both *feeling it* and getting intense visuals, couldn't watch anything or listen to anything just needed to kinda chill, and THEN we realised that we were just coming up and the party hadn't even started.



    Queue my partner literally asking at one point "Am I dying?" because she had no frame of reference for the total disconnect trip that we had - I've had them before, where the ego and ID totally separate, but she hadn't and the experience of "blackness" or "lack of sense" or whatever that you can get sometimes initially scared her a bit. After the first 30ish minutes of talking each other through that we were in and out of the bedroom losing it screaming laughing, she was rolling around asking rhetorical questions for an hour like "Who the hell am I? WHAT am I? What significance does that have? Does it matter? Why am I asking so many questions?!?" as an attempt to stay semi grounded in reality. Eventually we both came down on the other side of the peak and were absolutely FLOORED with how the trip had gone.

    She went into it saying "I don't want a mushroom trip like *that*"(the ones we usually have are just a little giggly, watching dumb videos or listening to music etc)

    but now that it's happened to us both we're so excited to go into the next one with the preparedness we gained during this one. We had originally thought we wouldn't want something so intense because we were scared of it happening and how we'd handle it - and it WAS scary at times, but lots of fun, and I felt uncomfortable in my own skin and body for moments, but it was unreal and amazing and I will DEFINITELY repeat. Would recommend that anyone planning on doing these in a "social" setting really consider your dosing and who you're around! Im SO GLAD we did these at home and not at a party or festival or something fucked. I can't imagine! Looking back I have no idea how I was able to do multiple gram doses at festivals but I think the potency of the local-bought shrooms was just much lower.



    If you're reading this review and it's scaring you - don't worry! It's scary, but nothing bad will happen to you. The alternate senses being received by your brain during the intensity of the peak can seem like darkness / void / perception of "out of body" but I feel strongly it's something that I think every person should experience at least once. There's nothing to fear but the fear itself! <3
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    Ryan Pope
    April 19, 2021
    These mushrooms hit me really hard and I was gone for a hour, I haven’t been that high in years, totally worth it
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    Cole Fripps
    April 5, 2021
    These are one of my all time favs I’m gonna keep ordering them till they are gone, the high is very crisp and not much come down
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    Morgan Baillie
    April 1, 2021
    Cutest little button mushrooms I’ve ever seen. Amazing trip, will do again
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    David
    March 8, 2021
    I decided to try these because of Yellow Submarine, LOL. I was pleasantly surprised at the playful, fun loving energy of the strain. Very nice sensati...More
    I decided to try these because of Yellow Submarine, LOL. I was pleasantly surprised at the playful, fun loving energy of the strain. Very nice sensations. Great for trips that are emphasizing joyful play.
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    Ryan Pope
    March 8, 2021
    Good mushrooms, it came in a nice sealed package, nicely dried, nice intense high, it was a good buzz
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    Ryan
    March 8, 2021
    It came in the good sealed package, it was nicely dried. Mushrooms were really good, nice intense high
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    mcduffintegral
    February 14, 2021
    I was expecting these Bluen meanies to be way more bruised than they were. Was expecting to be way more high after trying 5g twice among my other aver...More
    I was expecting these Bluen meanies to be way more bruised than they were. Was expecting to be way more high after trying 5g twice among my other average 2-3g trip sessions. Calming but not my favorite so far. Hopefully better experience on my next orders.
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    Andrew Miller
    December 27, 2020
    Easiest 5 stars I've ever given, would like to find out what makes this strain so good
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    Ryan Roy
    December 15, 2020
    These shrooms are not good at all. Did them with multiple buddy’s that have done the Mexican cumbanisis and golden teachers and got nothing out of the...More
    These shrooms are not good at all. Did them with multiple buddy’s that have done the Mexican cumbanisis and golden teachers and got nothing out of them. Didn’t WAP us like we hoped. Very disappointed
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    October 12, 2020
    These were my favorite. Nice euphoria, distortions were in effect but not too freaky as I like. Did 2gr firsr tine then 3 the next. 3 was a bit uncom...More
    These were my favorite. Nice euphoria, distortions were in effect but not too freaky as I like. Did 2gr firsr tine then 3 the next. 3 was a bit uncomfortable as I get anxiety easily.



    Nice strain glad I got them.
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    figgy13
    September 26, 2020
    Tried these for my first time with shrooms had about 2 grams each for 3 trips and all of them were super great experiences would totally recommend
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    caddy.schmidt
    September 1, 2020
    These were blue a bit like the name says. Very potent, and nicely dried. I would totally recommend these to others!
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    Ayla Mundt
    August 13, 2020
    Quite the experience. I'd say these ones were the most intense for myself and would definitely buy again.
    Product looked amazing and the quality is b...More
    Quite the experience. I'd say these ones were the most intense for myself and would definitely buy again.

    Product looked amazing and the quality is best.

    This company really cares about giving us the best product and customer service. Thanks so much!
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    Don Trottier
    July 29, 2020
    The package I received was well sealed and in spectacular condition. The product itself looks amazing! Included in my package was a micro dosing sched...More
    The package I received was well sealed and in spectacular condition. The product itself looks amazing! Included in my package was a micro dosing schedule fridge magnet, a personally signed thank you card and sticker.



    You can tell this company cares about customers. I will be ordering again.



    Don
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    Mr. Micro-dose
    July 24, 2020
    Awesome product. Really impressed with cultivation and drying, followed closely by packaging and overall quality!
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